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Course News |
 Well,
it must be spring! It's raining at Augusta,
Tiger's fighting his way out of the woods, and the
golfers are flocking to River View!
Yes, our
sister course on the East coast is garnering all of
the media attention, but golfers in the know are
making the most of our beautiful weather, soft and
true greens, and luscious tees.
The
Masters brings out the golfer in all of us, so while
the pros are hacking away in the torture cauldron of
Georgia, why not enjoy some good old SoCal golf at
the best value in Orange County?
NOTE:
Check our website
- we will be offering online tee times any day now.
We are making it easier than ever to call in sick
and spend some quality time recovering on the
course!
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Jokes, Stories and
More! |
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A man and
his secretary were having an affair. One day, the two
decided to rendezvous that afternoon at a nearby motel.
Following their encounter, the man fell fast asleep and
didn't wake up until 8:30 that night.
He woke up in a panic when he realized the time, so he
said to his secretary, "Quick! While I get dressed, you
take my shoes outside and drag them around through the
grass and mud."
Puzzled, the secretary complied.
When the man got home about 9:30, his wife confronted
him and asked him where he was.
"I cannot lie to you," the man replied. "I spent the
better part of the day having an affair with my
secretary in a motel room, then I fell asleep, woke up
later, and came right home."
The woman looks down at his shoes and said, "You liar!
You've been out playing golf again!"
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jokes and stories]
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Tips from the Pros |
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Balance and the
Backswing
Too many
times a player makes a mistake bringing back the club,
then spends the rest of the swing trying to correct it -
causing off-balance shots that can go anywhere!
[read
full article]
Need some objective advice
on your swing? We are
here to help you achieve your goals - whether it's to
straighten a slice or eliminate a hook! We offer a
free swing analysis, so call Len
or Lew at 543-1136
for more information.
If you need
some work on the range, remember our range card is the best
range value in town. 15 baskets for the price of 10.
Call the starter for details. |
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Drawing Winners |
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Want to win a set of clubs, a range card, or a round of
golf? Join our drawing! If
you are getting this newsletter, you are already
entered! This month the prizes are: One
set of golf clubs One
private golf lesson One
Riverview Range Card Five
free golf rounds (one per winner)
[did
you win? click here and find out!] |
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