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Every month
we print the best stories we get from River View players
in this section. The top story of the month will
win two rounds of golf for up to four players per round,
including electric carts and two buckets of balls for
the range.
Simply
email your story to
riverview@thenewsletterplace.com, and
check the next issue to see if you are a winner!
Be sure to include your name when you submit your story.
Okay
you hackers! I know you have a story tucked away
... Send them in or we'll keep our free golf rounds! |
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Anybody ever
feel like this on the sixth hole?
One day
three men were playing golf at River View. They came to
the ninth tee. The first man tees up and hits his
ball. It lands at the edge of the water. The water
separates, and the ball rolls up onto the green three
feet from the pin. The other two golfers say, "Good shot
Moses."
The next man tees off. The ball lands at the edge of the
water, rolls across the top of the hazard onto the green
just inches from the hole. The other two golfers say,
"Good shot Jesus."
The next man tees off. The ball lands right at the edge
of the water and stops dead.
Just then a little squirrel runs out of the woods and
grabs the ball. An eagle swoops down, picks up the
squirrel, flies right over the green, shakes the
squirrel, the squirrel drops the ball and it lands right
in the cup.
Jesus says, "Nice shot Dad."
The man that
invented 'golf' and said it was 'fun' is the same guy
that invented 'bagpipes' and said it was 'Music'.
Easter at River View
Jesus and
Moses were golfing together at Augusta. When they came
to the 15th hole, Moses told Jesus to lay up short with
his second shot and chip to the green with his third to
avoid the water hazard.
Jesus said "Arnold Palmer can make the green from here,
so can I."
Jesus shot and landed in the water. Jesus said "Darn",
walked on the water, reached in and got his ball. He
walked back, dropped his ball and swung again. Again he
landed in the water.
After Jesus retrieved his ball for the third time, Moses
again told him to lay up short but Jesus wouldn't
listen, insisting that if Arnold could make it so could
he.
After hitting the ball in for the fourth time, he went
to go get it. While he was standing on the water two
golfers came around the dogleg. One shouted at Moses,
"Who does he think he is, Jesus"?.
"No" shouted Moses, "he thinks he's Arnold Palmer". |
