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Course News

The course is playing great!  All 18 holes are open and ready for you to post your lowest score ever.  The greens are excellent and holding approach shots well. (Editor's note - Played a premium course east of here last week and their $150/round greens and tees were sad compared to River View's!)

Now that the sun's coming up earlier and going down later, it's a good time to consider a twilight round - or come and shoot a round before most people are getting to work!

Now is the best time to get out and play, as most people still have that "winter" mentality.  Once the Masters rolls around, the course will crowd up, but right now it's in great condition AND relatively open.  

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Jokes, Stories and More!


Two golfers join up at the first for a game and each explains they have a psychological problem and need to play differently. It appears they both have the same doctor who has prescribed a game of golf using an imaginary golf ball to reduce stress.

And so they hit off with their imaginary balls. After hitting eagles, pars, birdies and keeping down the middle they reach the 18th.

The first one indicates because they are equal in their score that he should hit first so he hits off with his imaginary ball.

"Look at that, a beautiful shot just on the edge of the green" The second guy hits his imaginary ball and and indicates that it has also landed on the edge next to the other ball.

The first guy lines up and putts. "You wouldn't believe it, my ball just rolled into the cup, I win". The second guy responds" You won't believe it either, you just hit my ball!"

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Do you have a great story from the course?  Steven Richmond won free golf for his story this month.  You can win too! [details]

Tips from the Pros

What's your stance on driving?

Here are some tips designed to get your driver working correctly.  The next time you stand on the 8th tee, you should be ready to make birdie!

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Need some objective advice on your swing?  We are here to help you achieve your goals - whether it's to straighten a slice or eliminate a hook!  We offer a free swing analysis, so call Len or Lew at 543-1136 for more information. 

If you need some work on the range, remember our range card is the best range value in town. 15 baskets for the price of 10. Call the starter for details.

Drawing Winners

Want to win a set of clubs, a range card, or a round of golf?  Join our drawing!

If you are getting this newsletter, you are already entered!  This month the prizes are:

One set of golf clubs

One private golf lesson

One Riverview Range Card

Five free golf rounds (one per winner)

 [did you win? click here and find out!]

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